Dr. Feelgood
Normy had an absolutely brilliant idea last night...so here goes:Dear Britney,
In light of your recent ups and downs one may think that you need some balance in your life; or at least a nice stress free place to unwind. Well, I am here to offer you just that place.
I talked to the boys and they are cool with you coming to stay with us, rent free, until you feel you are ready to get back to doing what it is you do best; dressing up like a 14 year old schoolgirl and gyrating until I feel dirty about myself. We have lots to offer here on Henry St. Our spare bedroom is painted blue so every morning is like waking up to a sunny day! And it only smells mildly of stale Scottish rugby gear and Orange Pekoe. We are just around the corner from the Dixie Lee so you can get your fill of your much loved fried chicken and will be introduced to the world's best comfort food - poutine! We don't mind if you put on a few pounds, it's your mind that needs fixing right now. Which reminds me, if you don't want to wear panties around here we won't judge you like the internets do. In fact, I will go as far as promising you that any pictures that get snapped of your privates will not, I repeat not, be sold to the highest bidder. My word is gold Brit.
Anyways, think about it. It's not easy to fly here from the U.S. but you could probably fly into Bangor and take the bus from there. Or, hey, Normy might even come and pick you up...he's good like that. We just want you to be better, so we can go back to feeling bad.
Much Love,
Dr. Feelgood
Cross your fingers and toes boys.
posted by Vitamin S @ 7:28 p.m.
3 Comments:
Pace,
Have you seen the picture of her while she was getting her tattoo?
Britney PUT IT AWAY!!
I will join you boys on Henry street in March
I take you atb your word that if I parade around nude you will not sell the pictures if I allow you guys to take.
love
Brit
Sweeeet!
In the immortal words of Sean Buck..."things are looking up".
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