Animals In The Zoo
This will be old news to anyone in Freddy these days but for those of you in far-off places this may be new news (or just news, I guess). Yesterday morning a deer walked into the building adjacent to the Legislature. Check the video out here:The deer looks quite small and I was pretty amazed that it managed to jump throught that window to escape. You know you're in a rural town when...
This has actually provided loads of entertainment the last couple of days. I even had a contest with a couple of my turbo-busy goverment employee friends to come up with the best "deer walks into a bar" joke. This is the winning entry: A deer walks into a bar...bartender says “What can I get you deer?” to which the deer shoots back “Don’t get fresh with me, pal!.
It also made me wonder if this Cervidae Civil Disobedience is the first wave of the inevitable blowback of our habitat intrusion from the animal kingdom. It seems that we are indeed just marking time until the dolphins take over.
King Snorky
Labels: Deers vote Green, Dolphins
posted by Vitamin S @ 6:44 p.m.
2 Comments:
Crazy. There was a deer loose in Saint John the other day too, jumped through a window into a guy's house in the South End and then later jumped off a parking garage and died.
-A young deer walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Don't expect me to fawn all over you."
-A deer walks into a bar. He says, "Ouch!"
-A deer walks into a bar. The bartender says, "You shouldn't be in here, it's hunting season."
The deer replies, "I'm game."
-A deer walks into Moe's Tavern and says, "D'oh!"
Fresh out. Painful I know.
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