Pace on Earth

More Than A Feeling

Sometime this week is the Stormer's birthday. I don't know exactly when because he used his mind tricks on my and really threw me for a loop. He had me convinced that it was the 16th but then I remembered that he is a Scorpio so I knew it had to be later. Then he informed me that he was taking off today to go to Boston to soak up Baseball Fever in the heart of the Red Sox Nation.

Normy would like us to think that he doesn't divulge his birthdate because he doesn't want people to make a big deal. In reality, it is a big deal. In the GypNor religion a person's birthday is an intensely private time for reflection and rejoicing. Not to mention that in GypNor mythology Normy's current age is the same age that Cleopatra and Leif Ericson met, fell in love, and united the Kingdoms of Valhalla and Luxor (the sphinx used to have a nose AND a viking helmet - true story), so this is a key birthday for him.

So to celebrate he packed the modern day viking Mikey Edwards into the Viking Jeep Liberty and headed to Beantown to celebrate at the GypNor temple across from Fenway.

I asked him to bring me back a t-shirt and if he does I'll be cheering for the Sox and Papelboner for the rest of the Series.

Happy Birthday, whenever it is, Gypnor.

Pace out.

Labels: Gypnor

posted by Vitamin S @ 7:08 p.m.