Pace on Earth

Back In Time

Next week I found this article on the internets and now I have travelled back in time to Monday to show it to you. It appears as though people way smarter than me are doing something that they feel will be the equivalent of ripping a hole in the fabric of time. The article is only a stub, which is probably a good thing, it will only make your brain hurt.

The important thing is that time travel is clearly upon us. Soon you will be able to enjoy the car of tomorrow today! For me this is a true revelation; I have been searching (in my couch) for my life's calling for some time now and I think I have finally stumbled across it. I'm envisioning a travel show where I roam the ancient world observing historic moments...in the Moosehead shirt!Before I do that though, there are probably a few things I would need to clear up first. I would probably go back to 1981 and not thrown that rock through the window of the Charlotte St. School. Then I would go back to 1984 and not put that lawd dart through my nose. From there to 1991 where I would not have eaten that rancid hot dog in Ireland and then the short trip to '92 where I probably wouldn't have taken that drive out the Hanwell when I rolled the Popemobile. I wouldn't change too much else throughout the '90's because changing any of that would be admitting defeat. So instead I'll use my powers for good and give Dan Marino the Super Bowl he so richly deserves in, oh, let's say, 1993. And then I'd get a picture of him and I...and the Moosehead shirt.

I envision the show starting just like this:

...with one lest vest and one more Moosehead shirt. It pretty much writes itself.

Check out the article here and a clip about it here.

Labels: Moosehead Shirt, Time Travel

posted by Vitamin S @ 6:07 p.m.