Tuesday, February 14, 2006

Turn on Your Love Light

Happy Valentine's Day!

It's really kind of a happy coincidence that I am in San Fran for Valentine's Day. I haven't minded being single for the last year but this day always highlights my bachelorhood. 'Toxic Bachelor' is the term they use now; I'm not sure what it means but it can't be good. I don't have herpes or anything so I pass if that's the criteria. I used to quote Bel Biv Devoe and call some girls poison; I hope the worm hasn't turned...again karma's a bitch.

To those of you out there with significant others, or even in those fun first stages of a new relationshisp (pardon the pun; the feeling-out phase), revel in it, enjoy it. If you think the grass is greaner on this side; well it is. There are leaves on the trees too, but that's just the Northern California climate. If you think you would rather be single then we could probably have a nice chat about the pros and cons. The pros look big today. Fortunately, I love myself lots; figuratively speaking I swear!

No free time in the Baytown today. We are right in the heart of things so even going for a little walk gives you a great feel for the city. Is it sad that the only walk I took was to go to the liquor store? Just so I didn't feel like such a skid a bought a bottle Napa Valley wine...who knew that Hermit's was brewed here. Off to a gala awards dinner now...I wonder if they pronounce gala differently in San Fransisco.

Vanity Smurf

1 Comments:

At Wednesday, February 15, 2006, Blogger Scott MacAfee said...

Hey Vanity, Can you get Stumpy Smurf to give me a call - we need to discuss The Liquor Order.

Stay away from those cons especially if you visit Alquetraz(sp?)

Warmed up here today - C'mon Sunshine...

 

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