Pace on Earth

Papa Don't Preach

I don't mean to start trouble here but I really need to get this off of my chest. I must say that we are all very excited about the impending arrival of babies MacAfee and Slipp. But there is a certain truth that I have been hiding and I can't remain silent on the subject any longer. It is a sordid affair....

In the Summer of '98 Slippy was in dire straits and entered into a top-secret animal husbandry experiment sponsored by the MacDonald's Corporation. Without painting too graphic of a picture, Pete was "inseminated" by Ronald MacDonald in the hopes of creating a hybrid beast with large well-marbled haunches, bright orange hair, a signature dance, and a plethora of polished low-post moves. The experiment went awry. Pete had secretly been enjoying bananas and the potassium had a adverse chemical reaction to one of the fertility drugs he was using. Instead of the the McSlipp that they hoped for Pete delivered twins. On the morning of August the 1st 1998, in the bathroom of the Lucky Lunch, he gave birth to two double cheeseburgers. He promptly ate one of them (it was, of course, delicious) and put the other in his pocket for a snack later on. Fortunately, with some help of his legal counsel Craig Allen, he was able to receive his payment for taking part in the experiment and that is how he paid for the Big Rig. The picture above was taken just days before delivery. The figure on the right is part of an entirely seperate cross-dressing experiment. The figure on the left is shaved ape we stole from the zoo. True story....

For pictures of the the other pregnant Slipp click here and here.

Cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger...

Hehehehehehe....

posted by Vitamin S @ 5:19 p.m.