Pace on Earth

Everyday Is A Holiday

...but everyday is not a snow day!

To quote any member of the Canadian Employement Insurance Ski Team, "It's Pukin'". Not to worry though West Coasters, it's a little too warm for this stuff to be considered cherry powder. It is just the right temp for the perfect snowball though. We must embrace our heritage people; beaning someone in the ass with a perfectly weighted snowball is as much a sign of Canadian affection as saying "nice arse"; in fact it's the physical equivalent. So I will be heading out tonight in the hopes of starting a massive snowball fight in the Tannery. I will then be bumper hitching a cab across the river.

I stopped for a beer after work and there was a palpable buzz in the bar. With all the talk of global warming I think people were genuinely happy to get a honest to goodness weather bomb. I drove home and actually saw people shovelling and smiling. Hell, I even shovelled(a little).

So if I been you in ass tonight please take it as a compliment.

Arse-man.

posted by Vitamin S @ 8:28 p.m.