Pace on Earth

Drunk Teenagers

This is a public service message for all of those kids graduating this week. Grad and prom are prototypical times for you to continue your experiment with your alcohol tolerance and take it to the next level. It is also a traditional, although cliched, time to convince your girlfriend/girl-friend/lastchoice to go all the way. It's important to note that, while they are not mutually exclusive, too much of one will drastically hinder the other. So don't drink too much and stuff a condom (or several) in your rented tuxedo pocket.

I thought of this because I've been coaching some high school kids with the club's junior team and they were all talking trash about how smashed they were going to get at prom. I had the exact conversation a few years ago. I also love this song because it makes me think of drinking in the park in Skyline. Drunk teenagers indeed.

As Don Cherry would say - you kids out there, be careful.

Pace out.

posted by Vitamin S @ 5:31 p.m.