Gold Digger

As a youngster I stopped liking Archie because none of the characthers other than Jughead resonated with me. Moose was a dolt, Reggie an asshole and, as a young lover of blondes and hater of bitches, I couldn't understand why Archie couldn't see that Betty was the obvious choice.
So this week, when it was announced that Archie had finally chosen Veronica over Betty, I was initially dismayed. Upon further review though, I am now seeing that Archie is just a pragmatist. Times are tough; best to hitch your wagon to the Lodge family fortune. Betty always takes you back so you could always propose a side-wager to her if things get stale with the uppity b..etty. Just beware if she starts singing We Want Prenup!
Pace out.
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