Namaste
In the mail...The Embassy was broken into a couple of months ago and that chapter of the Embassy history is complete. For the start of the chapter click here. This is the end; this letter arrived from the Justice Department last week and it's gold;
"Dear, Tarek Naguib
When I acquired your shoes, I had no idea that they were stolen. If I had known that I never would have purchased them. I am sorry that your house was broken in to, and I was sorry to hear your computer was stolen, and I am sorry that I had your roomates shoes in my possesion.
I spent three months in prison, so I have had plenty of time to think about it. Although it was quite a hellish experience, some good things came out of it....Anyway, again I appologize for my actions, and I am truly sorry for causing your roomates any trouble.
Sincerely Yours
Name Witheld for Karma's sake
PS - Thank you for not providing a victim impect statement."
My favourite line is the last one...it's extra funny because Normy harped on us for a month to do our "homework", which we never did. I just couldn't bring myself to write a victim impact statement for the sake of a wine topper. Sadly, although Jesse did get the shoes back, the wine topper was the only item not recoverd. Well, that and the computer.
SPDP
posted by Vitamin S @ 10:44 p.m.
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