Disco Inferno
I'll be honest, I just didn't think I'd miss Disco Dave this much. I mean he was only here for a short time, didn't talk for the first month, and once he did couldn't be understood for another. But it's happened. It's been 10 days now Dave and the whole house has gone to shit. Normy's been watching (old world)football and Everybody Loves Raymond non-stop; Jesse's sleep patterns are all f-ed up (even moreso) and I've had strange cravings for Raisin Bran at odd times for the past week. It's like withdrawal. Oh also, it has become apparent that the strange odour in the house wasn't you after all. Sorry about that mate.
I would like it very much if you came back right now to restore order in the household. I assume that you have had warm sunny days since you have returned ot Scotland because we have a had shite weather since your departure. There has been so much rain that there is a real threat of a flood. It's as if the whole city is crying.
Thanks for the update, glad to hear that you made it home ok. My favourite part of the message without question is that you signed it "disco". Gold!
Take Care Disco Dave.
PS - No cookies as of yet.
posted by Vitamin S @ 7:04 p.m.
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