Best of What's Around
I never have a hard time remembering North's birthday because it falls pretty close to my own. Otherwise I find him to be a thoroughly forgettable individual devoid of both class and couth. On the other hand he is the all-time standard by which all others are judged on my own personal Unintentional Comedy Scale. So we'll keep him around...And now just for fun here are a few of my favourite tidbits on The Man, the Myth, the Legend that is, Geoff North.
Nickname - Clau, Clack, Endicott, the Captain (of the fairy), Two or Twenty.
Favourite Food - Dulse(in a paper bag!) beside a hotdog platter.
Favourite Movie - Revenge of the Nerds.
Favourite Band - Modabo.
Favourite Secret Idol - Stephan Lessard(I will not argue this).
Favourite People - Authority of any kind.
Favourite Question - "Can I see some ID?".
Best Quote - "I apologize again for the other band sucking so bad".
Favourite Memory that he forgets - In grade 8 for his birthday I gave him Def Leppard's Pyromania on vinyl.
Favourite Memory the he can't forget - In 1998 as we struggled to locate the requisite vehicles for a road trip to see Jimmy Buffett on the day of our departure he lost his mind and threw the phone book at those of us who were less distressed. The phone booked openned to the Yellow Pages at the letter A where Anger Management could be found. True story!. (Update - Apparently it was S for Stress Management - thanks to Normy - you'll get yours)
Now my favourite fact about North is that he is one of the few out of all of us that will read all of this and love it because he knows it's a sign of respect. Maybe not admiration, but definately respect.
Keep on Rockin' you old fart!
Pace out
PS - Imitation is the highest form of flattery.
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posted by Vitamin S @ 11:39 p.m.
2 Comments:
Most Valued Item: Blue cowboys hat...lost in Little Falls (Class 3) Rapids on St. Croix River
JC
Simon,
What a nice post. The best one you've done thus far. You know me so well. I do not know how to top it. Most of the stories about you, I shouldn't post online and unfortunately I am also lacking pictures of you. By the way, how did you change the Dildo sign? Anyway, thanks and I hope you had a good b-day.
clau
P.S. Did I really throw a phone book at you? I didn't know I had such a temper.
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